The 5 Socioeconomic Tiers Of Colombian Women
After a careful reading of Bang Colombia I have further recommendations for Bogota, the only city I’ve lived in. I grew up here and am familiar with everything there is to know about this city. The...
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The 5 Easiest Clubs In The World To Get Laid
I estimate I’ve been to at least 500 bars and clubs in my lifetime, spread across 20 different countries. Some clubs are much easier to get laid than others due to variables like the layout, music,...
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How To Bang A Brazilian Woman In 5 Easy Steps
Of all the women I’ve been with it’s hard to beat the sheer sexiness and beauty of the Brazilians. They’re also super friendly and easy-going, not to mention some of the best lays I’ve had in my life....
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Finland Is Honored To Have Sexual Women
Two days. That’s how long it took for our article The 5 Easiest Clubs In The World To Get Laid to go viral in Finland, home of the number one easiest club, Milliklub. Here’s a sample of the coverage:...
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Top 5 Contrary Venues To Meet Brazilian Girls in Rio
In my recent forum thread about my brief recon mission in Rio de Janiero, I mentioned a friend of mine who has been living there for the past year without any intention of leaving anytime soon. As a...
View Article12 Ways Danish Women Are Different From Brazilian Women
1. Danish girls act like guys. After feminism had it’s big triumphant waves rinsing the Danish countryside, we were left with some excellent female friends who want to be like us. Unfortunately they...
View ArticleEverything You Need To Know About Croatian Girls
1. Croatian girls are tall, tan, and thin. They primarily have a Mediterranean complexion of light olive skin, brown hair, and brown eyes, though blondes are not uncommon. Their long necks accentuate...
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22 Photos Of Pretty Croatian Girls
I went to Badoo and looked through profiles of girls who listed Croatia as their residence. These were my favorites… 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. Little...
View Article16 Tips For Having Sex With Croatian Girls
Day Game 1. Croatian girls are extremely receptive to day game. They want to be opened. Even if she has headphones and seems focused on her music, it can still go well. Same goes for girls on...
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Top 5 Clubs In Zagreb To Get Laid
1. Peppermint This is a compact club with two floors and lots of attractive girls. Prices are fair and there are many spots to approach from. You do run into typical club issues here, like loud noise...
View ArticleThe Hunt For Brazilian Love
Growing up in Denmark I was raised with total equality between woman and man. It was only much later when I accidentally bumped into a Brazilian woman at a party that I realized I was born on the wrong...
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5 Best Countries Where It’s Great To Be A Criminal
Most men who read Return Of Kings would probably agree that the Western world is in terminal decline. As time goes on and things get worse, economic options will disappear. Despite their best efforts,...
View ArticleHow To Get Laid In Toronto
Living in Toronto for the past few years, it seems that a lot of people actively hate on the dating market and I often hear a lot of consistent feedback around how challenging it is to pick up, how...
View ArticleI Got Played
The following is an excerpt from Bang Lithuania. I had already decided never to go back to Europe in the winter again. The lack of sunlight and cold temperatures are bad enough, but even worse is that...
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The Easiest City In The World To Get Laid
Imagine a place where you can realistically have sex approximately 50% of the nights you head out. Imagine a place where you can talk to a girl from California, Oregon, Canada, China, Florida, Chicago,...
View ArticleAmerican Culture Is Corrupting Colombian Society
While reading mister Edward Thatch’s brilliant article Expensive Woman Seeks Retarded Millionaire, I thought of Colombia. Women ignoring the unstoppable force of time is a trend that has permeated...
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6 Reasons Why Portland Sucks For Single Men
I relocated to Portland from my hometown of Syracuse, New York last year as part of a cross-country trip to see America and change my life. While I like the place—there are a lot of cool people and...
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What Hitchhiking Taught Me About Picking Up Girls
Last year, I went on a hitchhiking trip across America that lasted six months and took me across sixteen states from New York to the West Coast. It was a wild, harrowing and disturbing trip, and while...
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What Happens When Colombia Meets Columbus
I moved to Columbus, Ohio in January of 2008. I had just turned 18 and was having a blast in my birth country, Colombia. However I was offered an athletic scholarship, which added to the prospect of...
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7 Reasons Why The Twin Cities Are Great For Men
Lately I’ve noticed that there’s a negative in the manosphere. We’ve been posting a lot about why American women suck, and why certain cities in America suck. Well I figured it was time to pump in a...
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